3 YEARS of being STINKY-fied

Today marks the 3rd year of my life being forever changed........


My already very big SUPER-nose has gotten even bigger over the last three years due to the need to suction more fresh-Aire,



My life changed from being SUPER-perfect to being constantly stinkified, watch this, and you'll know what I mean.

I can mope around all I want, however, it is not the SuperDALE's style to mope and whine. ME, the Perfect ME aka Miss Sunshade the SuperDALE is always able to make the best out of the worst situation, or in this case, the STINKIEST situation.

From what happened earlier this morning where MAGIC arrived for me, to this moment where more food is delivered,


And to this moment where the respect I get is clearly shown on his face,


(mum: It takes guts to sit next to Miss Sunshade when there's food around! Sunshade is respectful of other dogs' food. She keeps a respectful distance and will not try to steal while the dog is eating. However, if another dog comes near her food, then WATCH OUT!! Jaffa has learned that and is reluctant to get too close to Sunshade with food around.)

His respect for me goes as far as leaving me HIS birfday cake for me on HIS birfday,


He only started eating when his cake was moved onto his bed,


I was fine with it since I wasn't allowed his cake because it's got EVIL-wheat in it. The SuperDALE is unfortunately allergic to wheat.

Instead, I enjoyed the Cream cheese covered Turkey + Turkey liver biscotti mum made for me!!



I, being the considerate dogter that I am cleaned up STINKY's mess for him so mum didn't need to clean up!

To this moment where I get new entertainment,


I have concluded that even though I may complain once in a while, in the grand scheme of things, being twice stinkified (STINKY #1 + STINKY #2) might not be too bad of a thing. I mean, my birfday is coming up real soon, so the festivities starts all over again. Double the respect, double the FOOOOOOOD (mum: or guadtriple in this case!!), and double the entertainment each year, what's there to complain about?? (Other than being stinkified 24/7.....)

Pressie to STINKY

Happy 3rd smelly Birfday STINKY!!


Here's my pressie to you my dear nephew!!


He had had some unspeakable behaviours previously while out on our walk that it was quite embarrassing,


So I thought these would be the perfect pressie for him.

(mum: I was walking them off-leash late one night at a nearby elementary school when all of a sudden, out of a dark corner of the school yard, I heard a loud groan followed by some incomprehensible yelling. I called for Jaffa (Sunshade was in sight). Sure enough, out came Jaffa from the dark corner, jumping and prancing around with an his prized Coke Zero bottle in his mouth. I reckon the homeless man had picked a dark corner for the night with his bottle/can filled buggy beside him. He must have been sound asleep when Jaffa found him and gave his face some landsharking (the groan). Jaffa finished his act by grabbing one of the bottles out of the poor man's buggy (the yelling) before running back to me with his prized bottle!

Sunshade's protective instincts kicked in when she heard the yelling and she was storming over towards the corner. I managed to call her off, made Jaffa drop the bottle and yelled back "the bottle is by the hockey net" before quickly towing them back home. Life with Airedales...not a dull moment I tell ya!)

He loved my pressies alright.....while I kind of regretted giving them to him.....just LISTEN....

(please note: his Attention Deficit Hyper JAW Disorder - aka. ADHJD is very apparent in this video. I have no idea why mum finds it funny, she should be sad his disorder is so severe... )

He was looking at MY squirrlie toy from Aunty Maureen! And no it wasn't toooo far OKAY mum??? You threw it, you should go get it, as simple as that, otherwise, I would have long straight blond hair and a long tail wouldn't I??

(mum: I think she was just too FULLLLL from eating all day!!)

Mum got STINKY a pretty cool pressie too I gotta admit,

Who WINS??

Well need you ask?

Poor seashark's battle scar!


You should see the landshark using the seashark as his pacifier on his STINKY blog, its embarrassing!

Now this is a sight I treasure from the bottom of my SUPER-heart - two beat SHARKS!!!


Wouldn't life be SUPER-perfect if this sight stays unchanged?????

Story of a SUPER SmartDALE

Let me tell you a story about a SUPER SmartDALE, and hopefully, you will all learn something from her. It is a story about survival.

Once upon a time, there lived a DALE. She was SUPER, and extremely smart, hence, she was known as the SUPER SmartDALE or SSD for short. Here is a picture of her,


Yes, she was all that AND bootiful.

The SSD had worked out a way of communicating with her hooman. If she needed to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, she would whine from where she was. However, often times, that would not be enough to wake up the sleepy head hooman. So she would then move to where her hooman was sleeping, position her nose directly into the hooman's ear and whine as loud as she could. This usually would do the trick to wake the hooman up. Then the SSD would walk to the back door and proceed to hitting the door with her SUPER-paw. This would result in the hooman opening the door and letting her out.

One particular morning, the SSD heard something. It came from the side door. However, she did not give out her alarming SUPER-bark. She knew whatever she heard outside was not threatening.

In fact, it was good. After thoroughly investigating the side door with her SUPER-nose, she made up her SUPER-mind that she was gonna get out there. So once again, she communicated with her well trained hooman who was, at the time ...... *ahem* still sleeping. She asked to be let out, and she was let out. The LAZY-hooman went about her daily chores.



It is also worth mentioning that the SSD shared her home with a SUPER STINKY-dale, who unfortunately did not share the same size of brain or sharpness as the SSD.

This is him, and we will just call him "STINKY" for short.


He did not asked to be out. Only the SSD did.

After surveying and patrolling the perimeter of the yard, the SSD went around to the side door.

It was there, that she discovered MAGIC!!



Someone or something of greater power, power over the Universe knew the SSD was not being taken care of.


It knew she hadn't eaten for days, (mum: for THAT morning!!!!!)


It knew she needed nourishment,


It knew she was neglected and needed entertainment,


So "IT" delivered MAGIC right outside the SSD's door!!!

Now the SSD (SUPER SmartDALE) did not get her name for no reason, she knew the proper way to open the MAGIC-packages,


She also knew that chocolates were poisonous for her specie, and left anything resembling the scent of chocolate UN-TOUCHED,


(mum: Those cookies had their names written on with carob. Sunshade doesn't like chocolate smelling treats!)

After the SSD finished with her MAGIC-packages, she gathered up what's left of it,


And took a picture with the pile for memory sake. Afterall, MAGIC-packages don't just land on your side porch all the time!!


The SSD knew then it was time for her to stay SUPER-still,


Allowing her body sufficient time to....SUPER-


SSD knew about SUPER-discipline. She set high SUPER-standards for herself to follow, this day was no different.




And she made herself follow through,


This, is a story about SUPER-survival, survival of the FITTEST! (mum: that certainly would not be you Miss Piggy!!)



He, the STINKY-dale was let out of the house (note: he did not ask to be let out) for the aftermath. All he got was the left over wreckage.


Under natural circumstances, he, the STINKY-dale would not have survived like the SSD. Natural selection would not have selected him. (mum: That's because of you!!!)

The SSD rested comfortably on a SUPER-full tummy the rest of the day and lived happily ever after.

The End

(mum: Today was Jaffa and his sister Stella's 3rd birthday. Stella's mom, Maureen, so graciously packed two surprise birthday bags full of goodies for Sunshade, Jaffa and me. I should mention, all three of us have November birthdays with Jaffa leading the way. The goodie bags were left on our side porch, and well..... Miss Sunshade got to them before any of us even knew they existed!!!

THANK YOU so much Maureen, I'm sorry I didn't check up on Sunshade earlier..... Poor Jaffa will get extra cake for the treats he missed out on.)

STINKY-ness is EVERYWHERE.......

Once again........ there's the original.....one I'm stuck with forever and everrrrr.....


And now...his accomplice has once again RE-APPEARED!!!



So what do you get when you put......


YOU GET.......


Poooor pooooooooor me......, the Perfect Poor ME..... I'd rather stay out in the rain than inside.....*sniff sniff*

(mum: ok drama Queen!! Sunshade LOVES the yard, the fresh Aire. She asks to be let out to the yard a lot, especially to do yard patrol (squirrels, crows, mailman, etc)!!)

I don't want to have anything to do with them, they just stinkify EVERYTHING.....



AND..... STINNNNNNNNKIESSSSSSSSSS



Sigh.....
SIGH.......
SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....


Look at the poor me, still outside even when its dark.....

Calling all you Johnny Depp fans!!!!

I'm sure all you ladies out there just looooove, and can't wait to get your hands on Johnny Depp aka. Captain Jack Sparrow right??

Well here is your best chance!!

(you can click on the picture to enlarge and take a better look at the hot actor)

This is an almost exact replicate of Captain Jack Sparrow. He acts the same, his ever moving mouth actions are almost the same, and he can do crazy eye ball rolling actions like Captain Jack Sparrow!

SOOOO?? What are you waiting for?? You will never come across another Johnny Depp lookalike like this!!!

Please contact me, Captain Jaffy's poor little assistant if you are interested,



I'm no Angelina Jolie, so I'm not available unfortunately....



Oh and I almost forgot, he is very sweet as well. He will buy you glamorous costumes that you can umm....wear to the Oscars..!